Coronavirus causing shortages? No toilet paper where you live? No Sears catalogue or phone book? No fresh leaves?
My book "Death Finds a Way: A Janie Riley Mystery" available on Amazon, can do double duty - as a good read, then a substitute for that timeless outhouse Sears catalogue.
200 pages goes a long way but be cautious of paper cuts. Note that I do not recommend the Kindle version for this use.